jssangel ([info]jssangel) wrote,
@ 2008-08-07 10:33:00
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Gold Standard
I was just reading an article about Michael Phelps (champion olympic swimmer/questionable mustache owner) and stumbled across this brilliant tidbit of information:

The United States Olympic Training Center occupies a former military installation not far from the center of Colorado Springs

"!!!", is all I have to say.

No, wait, that's not true.

I've had an obsessive love of the winter olympics forever - one of my earliest memories is of watching the bobsled competition in the 1976 winter olympics; the visceral visuals of twists and turns eventually propelled me towards a passion for waterslides (similar action but WARMER. And less falling down involved.)

And the skaters! Figure skating has got lots of sparkly costumes and sometimes fantastic drama (if you can't guess that I own a copy of this book, well, then, you will never ever ever know me.)

Neither of those fascinations ever competed with my gigantic crush on Dan Jansen though. I grew up not far from him, so he was a home-town hero, as well as a figure of Tragedy! and Drama! - and then, brilliantly, with better story structure than real life usually has the simple decency to provide - Olympic Victory!

The summer olympics have never been as exciting for me, but I suspect that is all about to change, now that I know that the swimmers actually train in the pool at Stargate Command.

Who will be the athlete? McKay (with his instinctive genius grasp of fluid dynamics and skimpy speedo the same color as his eyes) or John (with the full-body swim-glove he insists he needs to keep his chest hair from slowing him down, but which is clearly all about his deep-seated fear of being naked around other men.)

I could really go either way.



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[info]helenish
2008-08-07 09:57 pm UTC (link)
I have to admit, as improbable as it seems intellectually, a part of me has TAKEN HOLD of McKay as a competitive swimmer in a very brief speedo. I think it's the shoulders. I mean, he's all the wrong shape, but SHOULDERS. Also, there's the fact that DHew's skin is outrageously nice - I realize that makes me sound like I want to track him and make a it-puts-the-lotion-in-the-basket-DHew suit or something, but, seriously, five years in Atlantis have made JShep look a little haggard and wrinkly (but hot!) while they have made Rodney McKay look like a blushing, clear-skinned twenty-year-old.

note: Rodney could be a coach! In fact, ACTUAL tactics of coaches (uh, mostly I'm thinking of womens' gymnastics here) make Rodney McKay's leadership and management techniques look like the warmest of fuzzy sweet cuddles.

okay, back to the speedo.

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[info]jssangel
2008-08-08 01:26 pm UTC (link)
dude - I know what you mean of the Face of the Flan. He's a ruggedly handsome hero and all, but his face has started to look a little puffy, while Hewlett's eyes just keep shining brighter and brighter.

Re: Swimming!

Rodney could totally be the coach! He became a coach after his gloriously successful Olympic career came to an end in 1988 when the Chinese judge had him reprimanded for rushing the pool when his then-lover Greg Louganis smacked himself in the head on the diving board. Greg was still in the closet back then, and let Rodney be accused of harassment - and now there's nothing that drives Rodney crazier than a hot guy in a swimsuit who won't just man-up and admit that he's gay.

Enter John Sheppard!

Some blah blah blah hand-wave about how the SGC wants the guy who commands the floating city in another galaxy to know how to swim (John never learned because he can't stand getting water in his ears. They are sensitive. The surfboard in his room is actually a piece of movie memorabilia from Blue Hawaii - the only outward sign of his longstanding crush on The King.)

So then a lot of yelling and innuendo about the breast stroke and the dog paddle, which all leads up to an immensely hot/kinky scene where Rodney has convinced John that if he wants to swim faster, his chest has to be shaved - and naturally, Rodney volunteers to do it for him.

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[info]alita_b_angel
2008-08-07 10:44 pm UTC (link)
So that's what happened to the SGC post season 10. They've become a swimming front instead of military. Who would question the top secret training grounds of olympic athletics! You wouldn't even question all the burly men and women coming out!

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[info]jssangel
2008-08-08 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Totally! And Olympians would be inclined to foster international cooperation, so whatever nonsense story T'ealc tells about his background in Africa totally passes without question!

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